Now that's a hoopy woman who always knows where her towel is.

Momador,

I'm glad to see that in a head-to-head matchup, Guy Who Save Bread trounced The Breadfucker.

The bar for 2015 has been set ridiculously high. Bless you all.

Pffffft like he'd have gotten in there otherwise.

It's very thoughtful of you to pack him in with a drink.

Who do I send this Kleenex receipt to for reimbursement? You, Jeezy, or the ninjas who are clearly somewhere in my living room cutting onions right now??

ETA: I just saw that damn Apple commercial with the grandma and the record and now I am DONE

This!! A host addressing racist and upsetting guests really helps keep things comfortable, especially when not everyone knows each other! I've lost intentionally misplaced friends because they mishandled situations like this so horribly.

The well-actually people have spoken and contended that Amanda Waller isn't really a villain. Case dismissed.

Amanda Waller isn't a villain. She's a morally complex hardass who sometimes does bad things to preserve the common good.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

It's the most perfect reaction because by bouncing it back to him, the interview makes himself look even more like the massive fistula he so clearly is.

Already done, Lea! I let Glee go back in season 2.

"You can look at her statement in two ways:

Or just let another woman feel however the fuck she wants to about her body without deciding she's right or wrong.

I won an "Ugly Holiday Sweater" contest at work this week with this sweater.

plz tell me more about how to do feminisms

1. As a male, this is not news.
2. Darwin Awards are not depressing. They're fascinating, bordering on hilarious.
3. Hold my beer and watch this!

ORIGIN STORY!!!!

I've had a chihuahua and I've had a pit bull. Same size heart!