Ian, you’re depriving the world of something we need. I need it Ian. I need to hear all your funny anecdotes or I will DIE.

Darrell Hammond’s autobiography is amazing and devastating. That guy had a deeply unhappy childhood.

Me too. It was self indulgent, kept the audience at arm’s length, and wasn’t particularly funny.

I’m deeply unattractive and not a movie star. That seems to contradict her theory.

You didn’t mention how horribly they treated poor Mercy Graves.

I developed a not insubstantial crush on Martha.

Eight years is insufficient. They should cut off his arms and legs, burn his junk off with a blowtorch, install a series of plastic tubes, and hang him in a cement closet from a meathook for the rest of his life.

As someone who’s read and greatly enjoyed the first couple Tarzan novels, I am excited for this. I love that they seem to get out of the jungle pretty quickly, because all the best action takes place once Tarzan has to deal with civilization and go outside his comfort zone.

I want to go on record that I would watch the fuck out of Legends of Tomorrow starring Alfred Pennyworth as a child beating Time Lord.

I have to assume people’s car keys fall out of their pockets on the regular.

The AV Club isn’t funny. I don’t read the recaps for functional reasons, I read them because Bricken is hilariously indignant about them, and that makes the world a better place to live in.

I enjoy reviews of shitty old movies. But I wish they also kept up the TV Recaps. My life is poorer because Rob Bricken doesn’t explain Flash and Gotham to me every week.

Spoken like true MRA’s / Pickup Artists

I have a couple thoughts:

A Black Widow Netflix series would be great. She could go infiltrate the KGB/Hydra or something. I suspect the sticking point is Scarlett Johansson’s paycheck.

I am not a graphic designer, but it looks a lot like a magnolia flower silhouette turned corporate logo to me.

People like that Deadpool is fun, and over the top, and you walk in knowing that you’re not going to be asked to feel bad for the characters’ tragic plight. Can an R rated Wolverine 3 really say any of those things?

Excellent news indeed!

This movie started and solidified my love of Miyazaki.