Thank you. We have so little. But we do have Beavis and Butthead.

Exactly! Doesn’t seem enticing to whom? I’ve been going through withdrawals without this hilarious trainwreck to rubberneck at.

And for the Gen X-ers out there:

Honestly, the White Man Failing genre is my favorite type of porn.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHSSSSSS MOOOOORRREEEEE....

I know!  I couldn’t believe they said that!  I’ve been WAITING for this, even though I didn’t know for sure it was coming.  

Didn’t they though?

I really enjoyed the Katy Perry story....as did my 65 year old husband. So Dirt Bag entertained a few old ass idiots!

“renowned acts as... Blink-182.”

YES. Have you watched Sex Education (Netflix? Amazon? Can’t remember...)? I watched one ep last night and was just annoyed by the ott puberty mania plotline but the scenes with Gillian were amazing and left me reallllly wanting to see so much more of her character and less of the annoying high school wankers. Has…

By the way, since this piece seems to have brought the poor-oppressed-white-male defender trolls out in full force, let me save you the time you spend typing up your mental sludge by telling you what happens when a troll replies to me:

...and seconded.

Seconded...

Not quite. Daniel and his companions were hostages being kept in Babylon—the hope was that they would “go native” and they will be sent back to Judea and serve as puppet rulers for the Babylonian Empire.

I agree, this Dirt Bag is meh, but if it inspired you to post a gif of the only true goddess on earth today, it was worth it. 

Further, they are a cute family. And Jake is kind of hot.

Was that not clear?

The internet in general and Kinja in particular have very strong views on the order of the Best Chrises. It is a thing that is known. So I can’t even fathom what it would feel like to get engaged to the universally acknowledged Worst Chris, who is Worst Chris by a substantial margin.

The Root’s experts believe that her cousins are probably going to fuck him up.