I didn't know Glass Joe was from Bloomington

Faith in humanity restored!

Yea, except for the part where Massachusetts franchises regularly lie about their sellout "Streaks"

Bottom line is if the Pats aren't 12-4 they are the fourth most popular team in Boston and I don't even see how that's open to debate... And yes I live in New England. I think what you are referring to is the popularity of the NFL at the moment, therefore more talk & coverage of it.

/ Starts slow clap

I go to the Jets-Pats game every single year in Foxboro... You will never ever EVER see a fan in a pre-2000 players jersey. No Hannah. No Grogan. No Coates. Just 60,000 WASPs in #12 jerseys and khakis.

Even Mercury Morris thinks this is tacky...

The Celtics are FOURTH in that town? What are you, 12? The Celtics have always been second behind the Sox, with the Pats & Bruins jockeying for 3rd place. Anyone who thinks the Pats are more popular historically than the celts knows nothing of Boston Sports pre-turn-of-the-century

While I agree with just about everything you've written here, I'm not sure how much blame can be placed on Woody Johnson...

They are all terrible, but the worst of the bunch are Manish & Cimini... Those guys are total hacks.

"Please note that the Dolphins have changed their uniforms this season. They now look like a team from a videogame that forgot to secure licensing rights from NFL Properties. It's South Florida versus Boston in the Big Game, only on Sega Pro Football!"

Can't blame Belichick for firing the old head of security... His new guy was far more qualified to deal with the problems at hand

Or perhaps Grits N' Gravy

Pass the crack, Yeezy!!

Pfft..

R-B-Eye

Tailgating at an NFL game is the best thing ever... People who say the home experience is better have never been to a legitimately great tailgate

There have been some great emails in this series, but I believe Amory just took the lead... Funny shit!

Damn +1

You're right, he usually looks WAY more classy