How to not give up on your first playthrough of Dark Souls:

But how else will she write three sentences, steal an image from Reddit, and publish an 'article'?

Does the 4:48 for South Carolina include the time it takes to restrain the horse?

I bought it since everyone in my class was hyped up for it, and since I had time before Skyward Sword came out. Since I've never played an Elder Scrolls game before, I said why not and decided to see what the fuss was about. I was bored as hell. It was pretty much just a pointless sandbox with a dull and boring world…

Are you new to Kotaku or something?

Progress is not without its casualties.

Eleven birds killed in the month of the report. The American Bird Conservancy estimates that 300 million to 1 billion birds die each year from collisions with glass on buildings, from skyscrapers to homes. Just in the US. So let's keep it in perspective.

Yeah, but you don't make your living playing video games.

LOL!! You never played EVE, did you?!? You have no idea!! NOOB!

Street Fighter IV producer Yoshinori Ono has stated that it differs by region.

Except in the original Japanese version Poison is still a pre op transexua

Probably one of the few shows in recent memory where I like all of the characters (yes, including the sister and the grandson, the two characters almost everyone seems to hate).

You clearly don't understand Copyright or the laws requirement that you fight it or lose it.Your scenario is fine, but what if someone started making money off your music without crediting you? Your lack of fighting it in other scenarios would hurt any case you decided to make. Copyright is very much "use it or lose…

Well, you should have emailed Rockstar months ago with your device list so they could have made one just for you, who is clearly their best customer ever.

Hakan's second Ultra is my current favorite. It's got all the oily goodness of a sensual massage, only with the sensual parts replaced with an extra helping of creepy.

Seriously? No love for Dan's taunt super?

You.....you didn't even watch the video at all, did you? The video kills that idea DEAD. Poison was always supposed to be transgendered, even in Japan, being described both in her concept art and in the Final Fight game manuals as a "Newhalf", which is a term in Japan that refers to male-to-female transgendered people.

Right. The evolved axolotls only seem feeble and listless because the researchers didn't have enough badges.