Motoko Kusanagi has seen worse.
Your post was pretty respectable until your TL:DR summary. You're like a petulant child with a larger-than-average vocabulary. I love your flowery language. Super classy. Very easy to take you seriously. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? I would.
Discussion and commentary about the events of an episode are fair game the second the episode finishes airing, officially, in any time zone, regardless of circumstance. Work/dinner/funeral/doggy style adultery? None of those excuses count. You know what time the show airs, if you really wanted to know about things as…
Does Samantha count as a robot?
"GAME BALANCE CHANGES
You need to get outside more
You are in dire need of a copy editor. The grammatical errors made this so painful to read. C'mon, man. You write for a living.
She really IS all that.
Better gaming mechanics, great story and multiplayer, a fantastic discussion about how Sully follows hos, and Chloe's ass
Cracker Jack from EX would be a great addition
Forward Unto Dawn was so well done. I'm hoping this Titanfall endeavor is as good.
You need to relax.
Didn't The Matrix actually convince a bunch of dorky virgins that their lives were essentially a digital ruse visualized by a cascade of green zeroes and ones?
I always thought the ending from From Dusk Til Dawn was pretty believable.
Wilma is so hot.
Perception
Don't I know you? I stole the baby from you, Daikini! While you were taking a peepee!
WILLOW.
Unless the Windows Mobile 8.1 Cortana has an ass that won't quit like Halo 4's Cortana, I'm less interested.