A pretender at being Chinese,

There is a weird glee that people get from dragging out bad opinions people had in their younger, dumber days. Like, I was extremely “problematic,” as they say, as a youth, but thank God I didn’t have a twitter account to write all my dumbshit opinions about women or whatever. Then I grew up! And it’s fine! I…

Just a heads up, it’s not going to rub many people the right way if feminism starts focusing on censoring and policing individual speech.

I’m growing more and more uncomfortable with the seemingly increasing progressive notion that people’s backgrounds must be fully delved into and punishment doled out for things they did years and years ago, retroactive, permanent punishment. It strikes me as so anti-liberal.

“Like, y’all wasn’t trippin on that in 2011, or 2012, or 2013, or 2014, or half of 2015. But out of nowhere, the UK has a problem with me coming into their country?”

I still don’t understand how someone who has been married four times can say with a straight face that it undermines her religious beliefs to allow gay people to marry.

Why do they think Social Justice Warrior is an insult? It isn't.

Except nobody is getting beheaded here, they’re just going to have to deal with an expensive divorce attorney

No one

I knew one of you silly fuckers would show up eventually, sort of a whiny MRA manbaby point position.

What, just like “heres a list of women and LGBT people”? What are you talking about dude? People who cheat on spouses: assholes. Women and LGBT people: normal people that did nothing wrong.

Note that they drove 400 miles AFTER the inspection. 400 miles is a lot of driving and if it was inspected before winter I am willing to venture that the brakes were working properly at the time of inspection. Sounds to me like the people were looking to sue whomever they could. I get losing someone tragically is…

They’re into cat videos, so no. We’ve proven we’re worth saving.

Let’s for a moment assume that this is completely true.

Overpopulation is a myth.

I received a PhD in having a sense of humor from Your Mom.

So, these benevolent aliens came to prevent nuclear war, but have no issue with our overpopulation problems, which are clearly a far greater threat than a few bombs... Got it.

Nixon didn’t send those guys up there because they were the smartest people in the Air Force...