I guess after the pain of having someone drill into your head, a standard migraine doesn’t feel so intense anymore.

I’ve never been to a Sizzlers, but if it’s a chain restaurant where most things go from a freezer to a deep fryer, then yes. No crusty cheese toast as far as I’m aware... but that sounds really good.

On the one hand, you’re right. “Appropriate” is very subjective and could easily be abused to keep out “their kind”, whoever that may be in whatever location. Though, it is pretty ridiculous that people wander around looking like the front page of peopleofwalmart. I see people out and about in clothing I wouldn’t even…

Kid’s don’t belong in pubs. If it’s a dimly lit place with drunk adults, probably don’t bring your children there. If you do, please do not expect me to censor myself for the sake of your offspring, I am not a member of your village.

The service was good, we actually had a really nice waitress who chatted us up a bit. Though, we just got ice cream and there were only 2 or 3 other tables seated in the entire place.

Don’t forget you’ll need some trepannning to let out any evil spirits that got in your head while your humors were off.

Haha. I just remember wanting one of those peanut butter sundaes and being annoyed that they were bothering to tell me it was over 1000 calories. Like... come on.... I haven’t been here in a decade, just let me enjoy my disgusting snack guilt free.

I will happily roll change for anyone who is too lazy to do so. I will perform this service for one cent on the dollar cheaper than whatever coinstar is charging.

I mean... lots of workers make minimum wage, why are baristas special? I make coffee at home b/c I think paying for coffee out every day is stupid as all f*ck, so my no tips for pouring a cup of coffee policy isn’t hurting anyone, but if you’re going to tip every minimum wage worker for just doing their job, why not…

Yep. I buy starbucks whole bean dark Italian roast, and my coffee habit costs me about $20/month. How lazy and stupid are people that they’d rather pay 5 times as much, for coffee that tastes worse and probably takes longer than making your own b/c you have to wait in line for it.

Stanley also makes an excellent thermos.

No way would I tip someone for a black coffee... That said, I brew my own coffee at home every morning because I think paying for coffee out every day is dumb. I will tip for a coffee if I’m at some frufy hipster place that turns your latte into an art piece, but that’s a rare treat not a daily expense.

I actually went to one a while back for ice cream... having the calories posted really takes the joy out of it.

I know of 2 still in existence.

You need one of these bad boys:

Closest one to me is over an hour and a half away. Easiest. Boycott. Ever.

Na, you can also bring children to Friendlys, Applebees, Olive Garden, and basically any diner. Definitely getting sick of seeing kids in bars though.

With very few exceptions, I don’t think people dress up for jack shit anymore. Even weddings, one asshole will show up in jeans.

It must be such a hollow existence to be so miserable that the only thing that brings you joy is trying to upset other people. How lame of a person do you have to be that the only way you can be noticed and interact with others is through trying to pick a fight with them?

People like that have no self value and look for any reason to feel better than somebody else. When you look within and find no worth, you’ll grasp at anything that you think gives you value: employment status, gender, skin color, etc....