Yeah, we do have a little trouble with snow and ice down here, but how many of you upcountry people have ever ridden a motorcycle in a hurricane?

Maybe noone here is old enough to have actually traveled on a 747 during the 70's (or maybe this isn't important to you?), but... they also had a "smoking section".

Dead scuba diver in the cactus. Saw that episode.

I'm European.

N'est-ce pas?

I'll give you free-fidy, cash. Go on then, have a deal wif me?

" It took 13 years for them to retire the Kennedy limo. That's weird"

Miatas are always the answer.

Also, this.

It's kind of been done.

Now get thee some new wheels! Owning a car in NYC is a PITA, and probably totally not worth it, but it's also rewarding and kinda a badge of honor. You can lord your mobility over all of those sniveling MTA dependent hipsters. (I myself am a vintage BMW rollin' hipster.) Just beware the meter nanny, she's a cold…

You are correct. Ignorance of the law doesn't excuse me from following it. Lesson learned the hard way.

So for the record, the law is 15 feet. You must be 15 feet away from the center of the hydrant in NYC. I now carry a tape measure. Seriously. NYPD does not fuck around when it comes to non-moving violations, so watch out.

Go for it. The worst that can happen is they call you a socialist, I think.

"I've got the dog doing the laundry for me while I sit here and watch TV. You're damn right the debate on the superior species is over."

SAS anyone?

But only with skylights and safari windows.