[Angrily packs up xylophone, storms out]
Ngor
Ngor
I admire your restraint by not referring to your baking as a “train wreck.” It would have caused this thread to go off the rails. At least the cakes look choo-choo-able.
They make a lot of sense for wine distributors who have to taste out samples of expensive bottles with potential customers, but probably not a ton of sense for the rest of us. What kind of monster opens a bottle of wine and doesn’t finish it, ya know?
basketof tea
In defense of the Coravin, it isn’t because you can’t open a bottle of wine, it’s so you can have a glass of nice wine without opening the bottle so it won’t start to turn in case you don’t want to drink the whole bottle right aw
I also recommend the C-3PO prostate massager. He’s fluent in over 6,000,000 forms of communication, and pleasure is definitely one of them.
A Williams-Sonoma henchman came up behind him while he was demonstrating the Drew Dance for some fans on the street and hit him with a Coravin Midnight Blue Model 2 Elite Pro wine bottle opener.
Hahahahaha... this shit’s all so stupid and pointl
About god damn time you slacker.
Mayo I like but I’m not crazy about so reading this article I read and nod along, think “of course I’ll try and avoid forcing my preferences on others.”
sir, this is an Arby’s
I will not attempt to convince you to like mayo. The damage has clearly already been done, and you’re one of many. The sad fact is, mayonnaise has been turned into inedible extruded glop by the exigencies of modern mass production. And America, never a place to halfway commit to a bad idea, made it a thousand times…
Pretty much everything you say about mayo, I have experienced in some form as someone who cannot stand the taste of onions. People acting shocked and appalled. People describing/offering alternatives to try and “convert” me. People forgetting or ignoring that part of my order. It’s bullshit.
“yet some people look to them as examples of what a true American is”
Although if “true American” includes “spectacularly and unreasonably overconfident in their own perceived abilities”, a family of better examples could hardly be found.
Eventually, when they get up and running they will, but during the startup phase they’re using small children.
Well, I hope you like iced tea that had someone’s dick and/or balls in it.
Also, go fuck yourself.
A kitchen was able to turn out its signature dish really fast... on Valentine’s Day? You felt pressured to turn your table really fast... on Valentine’s Day?
They may also be cooking the chicken sous vide prior to frying. I’ve worked a couple places that did that, and when I fry chicken at home I do it. It means you have juicy, fully cooked chicken without having to fry it for a long time. You can also use more delicate breadings (pretzels, cheeses, graham crackers, etc) be…
If this place is known for its fried chicken, and they knew they were having a Valentine’s rush, there is also a good chance they were just firing chicken knowing the orders were going to be coming in.