Upvoting yourself doesn't count.

The Corolla is the Teen Spirit of the automotive world. Yeah, I went there.

Wrong, wrong, wrong! Smells Like Teen Spirit is in reference to the deodorant Teen Spirit that was around in the '80's. The commercials showed a teenage world that was far happier, cleaner, and preppy-er than what actually existed.

I remember the grunge part of the '90's and no one who listened to Grunge would have purchased a Corolla. Perhaps they should have went with Hootie & The Blowfish? At least it would have been historically accurate then.

Perhaps it was GTA IV. The games start to blur after awhile.

I'll take this. I don't like children and backseat drivers anyways.

The San Andreas Banshee was a Viper. There is a Corvette but I can't recall it's name.

My wife had one of those. Unfortunately the only non-stock thing on the car was the engine.

This is when someone inevitably throws money at their computer screen while screaming "I want it!"

Keeping the blinker working as if everything is normal when it's not complicates the circuit needlessly. You could have it turn off completely with a serial circuit but then people might think it's the switch. Having it speed up via a capacitor and parallel circuit is really the best way.

No Ford Thunderbird? Bastards.

I drove a Prius in Germany and it sucked! I'm very unhappy now. End report.

Turns on stereo. Pulls out knife. Stares steely eyed at Spiegel while Kirk-battle music plays in background.

TMI

We need to clarify what a hipster looks for in a car. 'Cause it's not a Morgan or MG.

So good it lists AWD twice!

You know what I'd like? Less canned air. Gives me a fucking headache every time.

Hey! Emily is far better looking now than a decade ago when her boobs were smaller. And being called supergay isn't libel unless you do business with either stupid fundamentalist Christians or fundamentalist Christians who are stupid.

You mean that calling the police because McDonald's put pickles on my hamburger isn't normal behavior?

You should have shot a few of them in the face. That seemed to work that other time.