He's been the best part of this otherwise predictable Jay's season.

"The Fighting Tagalongs!"

I am, just going to go out on a limb here and guess that you're not a student at Notre Dame or USC, or actually any other 4-year college. Amirite?

A for concept, C for effort, F for execution.

I don't think Jake needs to pay for pussy. His reputation precedes him.

Well, in all seriousness here, who would you rather hang out with? Snoop Dog or Fuckface Von Clownstick?

I bet she has a stinky monkey.