@Nick1693: It's fine so long as it's not circumsized.

@Dr.Preston!: I'm pretty sure seeing iPad users in Utah disproves my hypothesis about conservatives being in the minority.

@solomonrex: French solution: find secret nuclear reactors, build massive defensive structures that prove absolutely useless, go on strike, get blown up then get saved by America an UK.

A message from iPad owners:

@lhcom221: adthe.net

This guy's 6'5" (cough cough) 160! He's like a mutant Calista Flockhart.

@silkworm: It cost something like $2Billion in gross product when the MTA went on strike for three days.

@Nitemancometh: Bocce is the shit buddy. Watch your tone.

@p8ntballnxj: Well that's certainly one way for you to fullfil your fantasies of POV Cop pissing.

I'm fond of telling people that they need a video camera for their lives when I argue about something that happened. So yeah, pre-ordered.

Since I'm oh so classy, I use one as a money clip.

@Animos: So good.

@Phintastic: He totally stole that move from me.

@EdHardyMustBeDestroyed: Wait did you just complain about tube tops? Why not just add thong bikinis and drinking outside to your list of why summer sucks.

@Gottliebs Cards: I wonder if they're going to withold his game checks as well.

@maese_tote: And because Solar only shines during the day (with few exceptions as shown in the post), you need to have backup thermal generation for night time and cloudy days, another hidden cost.

@UweBollocks: I'd have gone with a guilded mold of his bait and tackle, but maybe legs.

@junk_shot_down: $1,000. What do I win?

Thank God they didn't tase him

Anyone have any idea how to get an invitation to join Hulu Plus?