This song will never die and I am OK with that lol

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¡Vive la vida queefcore!

Trump remains Putin’s favourite punching bag.

You know what might have actually helped in the long term? Cutting the executives, some of whom are surely making some pretty large salaries, who decided overpaying for TV rights was a good idea.

Damn You Juan Cena!!!!!!

The real Teddy Roosevelt would have gotten up killed the rabbit with his bear hands then as his native load bearers carried it back to his base camp lectured it on not having enough morals and scruples to survive. 

Not the president I’d choose to attack if I were any kind of wildlife.

The New Jersey Generals played hockey?

They went to Maralago even though Xi Jinping doesn’t golf. If I were him I would have played anyway and just gouged the FUCK out of those greens. I would tee up backwards and blast a ball right into the clubhouse. Very sorry donald I am new to this.

Typically real Presidents meet heads of state at the real White House. They don’t try to advertise their country club business, because they have better things to do.

Don’t take this away from me.

Come on, he can’t be promoting P.E.D. at a nationally televised sporting event.

Broken Tiger Woods

I hardly even knowa

America.

“Take it off” AWK

Oh, thank God. I’ve been waiting for the NOTY for what seems like forever. Though they’ve broken my heart before (Curvaceous Bass), and then broken, burnt, then irradiated that same heart (Infinite Grover), the NOTYs just hold something magical for me. I... I just can’t quit them.

Well done sir.