Meh, my 12 year old likes it, and they deliver to my house, so it's a win in my book. It doesn't make her throw up and I don't have to eat it.

Trump’s plan for immortality:

Don't want a pickle...

Lack of water you say? Do I have a candidate for you! He’s got charisma coming out his... ahem.

NO. Leave them in place and notify your State Historic Preservation Officer. Get coordinates off your smart phone if you can so they can pinpoint them more easily.

Indeed. A friend's future ex-wife decided on the spur of the moment to take the streetcar to her wedding rather than sit her ass down in the limo waiting outside her door. The St. Charles Streetcar. In her wedding gown. We were all waiting around for the bride to arrive (30 minutes late and counting) when we saw her…

Not to excuse her or anything, but I bet she was thinking that bread was being offered as a side... like with eggs? Otherwise I've got nothing.

Yikes. That seems like a real problem ethically. Like a REAL problem. WTF?

Yeah, tell them no thanks, and trim your budget. If you let them do that before you’re even married, you’ll be in for a lifetime of it. My future MIL told me she just wasn’t going to invite two of my future ex-husband’s groomsmen to the rehearsal dinner because she didn’t approve of their lifestyles (one gay, one…

They look both crotchless AND butholeless to me. Not judging, just saying.

That fish is OBVIOUSLY a Norman.

Nah, I'm with you. Besides, everything but a tshirt gets tangled up around my legs or somehow ends up around my waist - yes, even pajama bottoms, no I don't know how. Oh well, my dogs don't care how I look.

Thank you. Ugh.

Yeah, Katrina was a failure on every level, from her hair color to her non-personality. At least War had the excuse of literally being a one dimensional character. It made him more forgivable and likable... until he turned out to be their mf’ing SON who had an axe to grind. Ugh. WTF, Sleepy Hollow? Still. Ichy and…

Skip last season, just let them start from scratch. I mean, they're all so very pretty, and the show's entertaining (although not always in the way they intended). They all seem very... earnest.

Have some puppies:

I passed the Dalai Lama in a hall a few years ago, does that mean I'm Buddhist? I'm not sure what my rabbi's going to say about that...

I’m going with disgusting pig. Everybody knows JLaw’s the “fat” actress.

Don’t discount Cali mobsters, Bugsy Seigel got his eyeball shot out in Beverly Hills! There's hope! Of course that WAS 1947....

You just said a mouthful. Yeesh. While I think the show is brilliant, I haven't worked up the nerve to watch all of them because I've found each episode to be so very upsetting. I'll get through them eventually, but I need a good month or so between episodes.