Holy crap. This whole thing is such a shit show. Can we please stop talking about it now? I feel like these people need to be ignored by everyone except mental health workers and representatives of the law. Gah. I feel like somebody just kicked over a rotten log and these people are the squiggly gross grub things…

“But what about MY boner? It's (obviously) the only one that matters. Slut.”

I have a relative who still cracks up over walking into that movie assuming it was just a movie (and he's honestly a pretty devout guy, but still), with a big bucket of popcorn, soda and a box of candy. He said people were in their in their church clothes eyeballing him like he just pooped in the pope's shoes.

Face anus. Face anus! FACE ANUS!

Maybe I should look for a job at j. peterman?

Fomenting insecurities, sure. But really, how many women have the option financially of staying home anyhow? And maybe I’m a weirdo (OK, I am a weirdo, but still) do some women actually take lower paying jobs just to make their hubbies feel better about themselves? I need to make as much as possible in order to pay…

Dunno. The lying part certainly worked out for my (ex) SO.

Beautiful. Next time I'll know not to marry a low-achieving asshole looking for me to support him until his inheritance comes in. *sigh*

I'm honestly having a hard time taking this seriously. Like what kind of dumbass would actually carry a BINDLE while they're also carrying a BABY? (even if the baby is in a sling) I'm sorry. I think my brain just broke.

Yup. Except I could climb the orchid tree in our front yard onto the roof of our carport and just sit up there all day with a great view of the street. Alternately I could climb the giant tree in our backyard and just read all afternoon. Unfortunately my mother could always find me because I invariably left my shoes…

Ironically, I’m a white woman, and have never had a makeover by anyone but an African American. It is literally the luck of the draw (and local demographics), but I assume/hope that at least the customer service is better with the varieties of skin tones to be found locally.

I can just smell the rural (weekend) hipster life together these two have concocted with this gift list! A beautiful rustic retreat (leather wrapped decanters) with a slightly unkempt English garden (fancy gardening tools) (that will never be used) and an adorable golden retriever lab pit bull wearing her go-pro…

Gack. Can we please move the Fifth Circuit out of New Orleans? It’s embarrassing.

Seriously. Their coming out against him publicly is like stepping in chewed-up bubblegum. The harder you try to unstick yourself, the worse it gets. Staying out of the whole thing seems like the best choice possible.

It’s supposed to be absurd. That’s the whole point. Glad your boyfriend caught it. Duh.

I don't think the complaints are about the first half of the book (that is mostly about Katniss' PTSD) - it's about the disjointed mess that the second half of the book is. The entire series just sort of glosses over the technology that allows the Hunger Games to happen, and then suddenly in the second half of book 3…

“It’s that Farrah Fawcett thing, like, a blonde beach bombshell walking through a meadow at Woodstock,”

Dude. The War of Jenkins Ear didn’t even involve the French!

I guess that's one way to resolve the child support issue. Make it so he can NEVER pay it. Mischief managed!

I beg to differ. She was never scared and weeping in that scene. Skeptical and sarcastic, yes. She does the faux-weep with Loki.