Wow. Am I ever grateful that my vibrant youth was pre-texting. I would have had to move to another planet due to the vast number of drunk sexts I botched. Sometimes it’s good to be an old.

Bacon truly is the trump card in all decks.

Ha. Until 4 my daughter ate anything. Squid salad, eggplant, shrimp, you name it. At 4 her taste buds slammed shut & she’s only just now getting over it 6 years later. Fortunately her love of cheese is undiminished, since there were some weeks that was the only protein I could get her to eat!

Are you me?

Haha. I seriously had a discussion with a lady (in lime green lululemons) about whether you had to pay the parking meter during the federal shutdown in 2013. “But the government is shut down,” says she. “Yes,” said I, “the FEDERAL government. The city’s still working.” “What’s the difference?” I just walked away.

I’m going to have to vote for Lebanon’s Cafe on this one.

I have a list:

I don't know. I'm still scarred from the, "Princess Diana just has a broken leg and will release a statement in the morning," followed by (in the morning), "Princess Diana is dead."

Because everybody in America is Christian? Ouch.

I do not comprehend the boardwalk phenomenon. I'm from Florida. Just fucking go to the beach.

Bingo. After several discussions of why my friend Jefe (it's what he asked to be called by my daughter) was married to a man and not a woman, she became an ardent defender of gay rights. Gawd help any of her friends who express an anti-gay sentiment, because they are going to get one hell of a finger-wagging lecture…

So maybe this is where raising kids in New Orleans is beneficial to everybody. I'll never forget my 5 year old daughter skipping down Bourbon Street in a smocked dress and patent leather shoes cradling her teddy bear, on her way to her aunt's rehearsal dinner at Antoine's. She was digging the music, and could have…

I am PATHETICALLY grateful to have escaped Florida alive (though maybe Louisiana wasn't the ideal survival choice).

And honestly they have. Renner has more than once asked an interviewer if they would ask HIM the same asinine "Who are you wearing?" type questions that his female costars get. Maybe it's the locker room thing - more than one guy makes all of them braver (and dumber).

It could probably be reproduced by adding a bit of cayenne or something to regular cheddar Annie's.

My daughter's favorite was Annie's Mexican (or South of the Border, or something like that) mac n cheese. They discontinued it for reasons I could never understand. It was awesome.

*ahem* maybe 14 years old emotionally?

We had the same thing called Farm Stores in Florida when I was a kid. It is the single biggest thing I miss living in Louisiana. I would pay extra for some place I could go to in my robe to get milk and ice cream. *sigh*

Bright side: At least the dumbasses who left it there were using a condom instead of barebacking it!

Their incompetence? Or yours?