Just FYI, you did so in a SUPER confusing way.

When Emit Smith was asked for his opinion on analytics in professional sports he seemed puzzled why someone would ever use anal tic tacs and did not condone their usage.

Ironically, all these reboots is just making me even more unwilling to jump in. And I'm a total nerd in my young 20s so I'd assume I'm the kind of guy they'd want to give them money.

They would have just blocked each other, but neither one knew how.

"After a while, they left me alone," he said. "But it was always that elephant in the room."

My worst game coming out flat was the Bucs game in 2012. Thursday night football, I know I have to do well because of all the activism stuff and we're in prime time. Had a great week of practice, a rock solid pregame warmup, and we're playing indoors. I was ready to crush the ball.

I think it was a Tuesday.

Who's the bigger weirdo: the guy on the toilet or the guy who photographed the guy on the toilet?

Rebuttal:

This is nothing. I know of a basketball coach who used to forget which team she was coaching all the time but I feel like it would be mean of me to volunteer her name at this point.

"Less" instead of "Fewer" and three missing commas. This plaque commits more errors than Maddux averaged per season of his career.

Birds, showing why we invented the word "birdbrain," don't have the visual or spatial acuity to tell the difference between "outside" and "a reflection of outside."

The place had "AT&T" written on it- just be glad it worked in the first place.

It was a joke, guys. If Parsons had said something really defenseless, Lin would've called him "Harden."

Marlins fans are quite pissed that the Marlins field barely any major leaguers during the regular season.

I can't be the only one who gets "Take On Me" stuck in my head every time Deadspin posts one of these, right?

You didn't mention a third preposterous rumor about a possible trade for Mike Glennon, but I think that and the Manning one are neck and neck.

"I'll pass. I have a better job. And please only call this number if you are going to order a pizza."

Jared Lorenzen reminds one of so many legendary QB's - Jim Evereat. Y.A. Skittles. Matt Mooreplease. Broadweigh Joe. Milt Plumsauce. Filled Simms. Terry Breadshow. Bread Carve. Ben Ruthlessonburgers. Twoton Manning. Tonny Romo, Ryan Tonhill and Tonny Jurgensen. Doug Foodie. Joe Slow Montanabolism. Boomer Eatsaton.…

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