I’m pretty sure drugs were involved... well crack anyway.

We gather here today to celebrate the life of Jalopnik reader ‘Nascar Caution’, who died unexpectedly when someone joked about Bernie Ecclestone taking over Nascar. Anyone wishing to say a few words, come forward and turn left, then left again, and again. 

Here’s all the future VW Electric Vehicle Fast Chargers former Volkswagen CEO Martin Winterkorn will never get to visit.

Yes, should the price of gas get too high.

As a Wrangler owner, I accept lackluster fuel mileage as one of the trade-offs for enjoying the vehicle I choose to drive. Because I commute nearly 2 hours a day, skyrocketing fuel costs would painfully force me to drive something more efficient. I expect that the higher…

I does, plus a whole Lada headaches.

On behalf of all of the great readers of Jalopnik, I’d like to apologize to you for our lackluster ‘Comment Of The Day’ offerings. We really dropped the ball or ‘posted a Cargument’ on this one. Our Bad.

Australian V8 Supercars using a spec chassis is a complete misconception many people have. They use custom chassis’ with manufacturer body panels added on, very similar to NASCAR teams do. (See link or photo below).

Neutral: What Chinese Car Will You Buy In 25 Years?

If people don’t mind their own dam business and leave Daniel Day-Lewis alone, I can guarantee there will be blood.

Presenting the All-New 2018 Honda Nautilus!

*See a pool man near you for more info.
**Water Wings and Floaties not included.
***Professional Driver, Closed pool.
****Please don’t drink and dive.

Tweet states:
“#Moscow sees the heaviest #snowfall in 100 years! Up to eight centimetres of #snow will fall in the next three days.”

FYI: 8 centimeters is 3 to 4 inches. That’s NOT much snow. Even the 18" of snow over a 2 day period they mention is not uncommon in northern climates.

So you’re saying it’s good enough for 1998. I’m out.

Yes it is. Individual ropes are jerks.
I’ve heard multiple ropes are known to be more friendly though.

What do you mean I “Can’t Just Strap Shit To Your Roof With One Rope”?

Mars, naw. What about Uranus?

I’ll admit the new Wrangler is probably better from top-to-bottom, but there are so many things I don’t like about the design (hideous bumpers, ugly front fender vents, weird rollcage tubing, incomplete beltline ridge), I would configure mine as a 2017 model.
I do like the new grill though.

It sure looks like the same place!

I’ll take “Things I never thought I’d say about a Camry” for $200 Alex.

“And then another (George Lazenby) is offed” 
The assassin is Knighted for service to Queen and country.
The End.

Oh I can see it now...