Is coffee milk OK?

Worst sickness of my life. Caught it from a weaponized kindergartener.  

I dig all those comics. I’ve been listening to Pandora’s female stand up channel and it is outstanding. I’d add Jen Kirkman, Racheal Feinstein and Natasha Leggero.

The most dangerous drugs you can do are the legal ones. Alcohol coffee and cigarettes. They’re located everywhere under giant neon signs. You can’t even hide from them at home because of adds on the TV. They all kill specific organs: liver, stomach and lungs. It’s the American way.

I’ve always wondered about that.

Weird. You’d think a concert for men would contain Rush somewhere.

Not for nothing but the Pope wears golden slippers from the Renaissance. A Botticelli hangs in his bathroom.   What’s 120K?  

Money?

The great Greg Giraldo:

He’s not TeeTotal about cocaine.

I just told my 11 year old. The three most dangerous drugs are the three legal ones. Nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine. At least if you’re addicted to smack you can move somewhere where there’s no smack. But every gas station in the middle of the woods or the desert or the misty mountains has cigarettes, beer and red…

It’s an expression of gay porn.

I mean, Carrie Fisher died of nicotine, drug she was still using. She loved that drug and she certainly did it more of it than smack or LSD.

Take it from someone who remembers Richard Nixon. This is going to play out over months and when it’s done it will have destroyed the biggest asshole the country has known in 100 years. Somewhere deep in the inner circle of hell, Tricky Dick is smiling. The name Trump will become synonymous with the destruction of the…

I think we have a lot in common. I believe in God but don’t believe in any human who says they know what he wants. God may be great but religion is for suckers. 

It’s kind of uplifting actually.

I swear to god I wish I could figure out how to deal with this. I look like my uncle: old, chubby and white in hair and complexion. I can see black people who don’t know me wonder if I’m that asshole. It’s not easy to interact with strangers on the street.  

I swear it’s the implied threat they like. Carlos is OK, as long as he stays in line, but if he steps outside the box I’ve set for him, well, it’s back to Mexico, fuck him.

Done

Not in the snow though.