Wait, aren’t we supposed to hate Sodastream because of Jews or something?

Wait, aren’t we supposed to hate Sodastream because of Jews or something?

What happens when this gets hacked? Trust me, it will somehow. You can change a password, you can’t change your face.

What the fuck? Is the ghost of Robin Williams yelling “Get him, datty!”

I thought that first one was a Subaru.

In all my years of driving, I’ve had 2 cars with pop-up headlights. A 1977 Porsche 924 and a 1990 Toyota Celica. They’ll probably be the last ones I have.

“Sir, you’re making a huge mistake.”

Tesla owners.

I bought a 9-3 convertible last weekend and it’s fun as hell driving with the top down. Never had a rag top before. I did have an old 900 a few years ago.

Well, Frida...that’s what happens when you call my car a Volvo.

I could watch that guy drive into the hole all damn day...in fact, I think I will.

HA! Pull the other one.

If you can use a calendar to clock your 0-60 time...you can count me out.

I’m gonna buy this jag so I can pick up some cougars!

Considering the lifestyles of our Climate-Aware Celebrity Class and their mastodon-sized carbon footprints...I’ll believe it’s a crisis when the people telling me it’s a crisis start to act like it’s a crisis.

What? Funk no!

Oh, <i>you!</i>

The all new, Chevy Cyst!

Apple: Profile in courage.

It’s a Harley thing, you wouldn’t understand.

“I won’t say I hate them, because that gets conflated with hating them as female characters,”