Ugh, I feel ya. I want the towels on my registry SO BAD, but everyone wants to buy dishes.

Good! I was picturing the sad, cake and punch in the church hall receptions of my Southern Baptist youth and was wondering how you spent that much money. Haha.

Who are these women?! Everyone knows that only proper response to someone showing you a ring is, "oh my gosh, it's soooooooooo beautiful!" Even if it looks like it came out of a cracker jack box. (Not that I'm saying your does. I'm sure it is lovely and suits you perfectly.)

Maybe it was the lack of booze and dancing that spelled your doom?

I'm 32 and getting married in less than 2 months. Your comment about being scared to not have kids because you don't know what the life looks like really resonated with me. I like my life and don't really want a kid right now, but at the same time, I know I don't have much time left for baby-making and am afraid…

I'm having a destination wedding, and the resort required people to reserve their room way earlier than when I would even be sending out invitations. So on the "Save the Date," I asked people to RVSP on our wedding website. Like 5 people did. We have 40 coming to the wedding and sent out twice as many STD.

Did he ask again over the broccoli? Or did you just randomly say, "yes?"

WHAT IS HAPPENING?! Is this a coup? I feel like this is a coup.

My New Year's resolution is to live my life like I'm Kristen Bell in a commercial. Now if I could just get my man to aspire to be Dax Shepard . . . never thought that's a sentence I would say. But that Christmas commercial with the matching sweaters?! Come on!

I love babies, but a crying baby during a wedding

Before you quit, call an employment lawyer. Seriously.

I was friends with Liz as a kid and am still Facebook friends with her (although I hid her from my timeline when she started working for the Republican party and didn't know about this post until it went viral). She took the original post down, but the apology is still on her timeline. I find it completely baffling…

Order a lamp dimmer cord from Amazon. If you use it with the wand, you can turn it down lower. If you read the comments on the cord, you'll see people talking about it.

D-mannose is supposed to help. I tried it last time I had a UTI, but I'm not sure if it worked because I ended up going to a minute clinic for a prescription pretty quickly. But I did keep using it for awhile to ward off getting another UTI.

I've gained quite a bit of weight over the past year that I'd really like to lose because I'm tired of my clothes not fitting. But the fact that I'm "expected" to lose it because I'm getting married next May is making me not want to diet just out of spite. It is so so frustrating and disheartening.

"Grey squirrel, grey squirrel shake your bushy tail. Grey squirrel, grey squirrel shake your bushy tail. Wrinkle up your little nose, and shove it down between your toes! Grey squirrel, grey squirrel shake your bushy tail." [Insert tail shaking].

Did you ever sing the Grey Squirrel song? Because I've had it stuck in my head for WEEKS!

Does it mean masturbate? I'm going to assume it means masturbate.

I was a counselor at 4H camp and the counselors all slept in a cabin with kids, which was just one big room with rows of bunk beds. This was over 15 years ago, but I think it's pretty common.

Please take a moment to read the EPIC meltdown State Senator Mike Delph has been having on Twitter over the amendment's defeat.