Haha you’re right, I was going off my brain and my brain was wrong, it’s like 4 hours according to Google.

I would! We moved from coastal California and a *lot* of people have mentioned how hot and dry it must be here. I can say without any exaggeration that we have seen more water (both rain and snow) here since we moved at the end of last summer than we saw in years, plural, on the Central Coast.

We recently moved to the Sedona area and have loved the snow, there’s still quite a bit on the ground today, even though our storm was four days ago. My understanding—based on talking to neighbors and a little weather research—is that the high desert gets snow semi-regularly. Snow might be unusual in Tuscan, which is…

It’s 65k per person but with very minimal basic living costs. Food, basic utilities, and rent are already paid, so it’s more like making more than twice that considering the cost of living in the bay area. Plus the inn’s only open 4 days per week, which means the inkeepers get a three-day weekend every week (from…

She uses makeup to an extreme to change her appearance. Not just through extreme looks — aka glitter and meat — but even her more demure looks involve a lot of strategic shading/contouring/highlighting. Makes her seem malleable.

“Let”? The Culkin kids were forced into showbiz (like many child stars). 

Weaves come in many flavors but what they have in common is that weaves are hair sewn to (braids on) the head. They aren’t worn to be lazy because they are expensive to buy, time-consuming to install, and require special upkeep. Weaves are often made with real, human hair. Since hair is dead after it grows outside the…

That you think a weave is like a hat is really something else. How do you think a weave works? I’m genuinely curious.

The Monterey Bay Aquarium’s Twitter account is definitely run by an adult professional, and the constant “intern” jokes about people who work in social media (which is really just marketing + customer service) are tired as fuck.

I genuinely enjoy giving head and I’m a woman...? There is a performative aspect of it and for me, that’s part of the fun. I don’t want to go full TMI here in the bowels of Jezebel, but it’s a thing I miss.

Dread Nation was super fun, but I wish there was a sequal. I felt like it ended abruptly.

You got me. I didn’t read Dirt Bag thoroughly enough.

Is kissing even hooking up, now?

Or, you know, real life. Some people are notoriously gross and just because some of those people are women doesn’t mean they get a pass.

I honestly do not understand how the Gaye family won the case. This seems like an egregious example of a judge ruling on an issue outside their area of legal expertise (though how that happened, I also don’t understand).

There are really two categories:

I do 90% of my professional communications online (I work remotely) so, for me at least, the rules of engagement don’t vary between “the internet” and not.

God, the British press is so ruthless.

Yeesh. If someone invited me to a wedding without my spouse, I’d definitely decline. Weddings involve sitting at tables with people you may or may not get along with and often have dancing. I am NOT about to try dining and dancing with new people without spousal backup.

Maybe. But on the flip side, it’s a little over the top to try to make a big point about comparing kids to pets when, duh, everyone knows kids ≠ puppies. The original comparison was obviously meant to make a point about how people get blind spots around what they love, which I think we can all agree happens.