you must be a derpocrat.

Oh Yee of little integrity.

For starters the design has way too many gaps and sharp edges which would create insane friction when entering the atmosphere, hell, that visor gap alone would burn his head clean off. There also isnt a visor material on the planet capable of withstanding the temperatures of reentry. You would want a suit to be more…

You dont have to be an aerospace engineer or work at NASA to see all the things wrong with his design. It is a cool picture and good art though. Honestly everything you said made me happy if only because Im actually an aerospace engineer and I applied for a job at NASA a few days ago (among other companies). and Im…

No airbags. Must be a Chinese car.

Huge monsters taking over the world? Bring it on!

These probably are fake but this article shows zero evidence as to how you came to this conclusion. I guess I'll just take your word for it. Great article.

True story: I played this for 6 hours straight last night and watched an entire season of archer on my second monitor while playing.

What's wrong with Micro USB... For me, two things:
1. It is mechanically weak. As a charger, it needs to be rugged and withstand many attempts at shoving the plug into the hole. I have seen too many devices with broken micro USB slots...
2. It only fits one way.

It's not so much "what's wrong with micro USB", it's more that you don't allow manufacturers to improve upon it based on what they see as limitations. The most obvious example would be how the first ipods wouldn't have been able to support all those periferals as a host, yet be a slave/client device when connected to…

Further proving my points.

Can't hear Malaysian Prime Minister without thinking of Zoolander. Damn.

"A counter-article with real quotes will not be as entertaining as the original article with fictitious quotes." - Albert Einstein

I've always like this one, which is real:

There could be, but someone else will have to write it. To be honest, I find inspirational quotes to be pretty damn boring.

Did any of that look like CG to anybody else?

Looks very CGish

Its set up to do a campaign story (with missions, even, I believe, though I'm not sure of that) through the multiplayer matches themselves

There's a huge "Share Your Movie" button in the top-right corner.