What I learned these past few years: replace every F-35 with A-10s.

This is called a Mladen Petric.

Hmm Hm Hm Hmm Hm Hmm Hmm Hmm Hm

Being fast > being handsome

Nice to see the RECCE Tornados from Jagel. Did my military service there.

Cover blown...

As an engineer working for a specific naval yard in a specific German city which is the state capital of a specific German state I’m not surprised. Not at all...

The equivalent would be westerners shouting “Go Jesus!”

Decals on a Porsche? What an asshole.

Has nobody here been on a modern city bus?

And if you visit Greece as a tourist, always ask for receipts. That’s the best way to piss the Greek off.

Pro tip: Don’t grill hot dog sausages.

The Focus is the most Un-American car ever.

You don’t know what pain is until you see your team getting relegated.

It’s Lancer Evolution X. Why do Americans allways forget that?

The sea is ten times cooler than any stupid mountains. Hell, I can go coast to coast in an hour. Fuck mountains.

I still miss this bad boy:

For some reason, I don’t like games that feature characters with my given name.

Yeah, the original just offers the best gunplay I've experienced in a game. No substance.