Oh my god, I am! I bring more than my share of beer, I tell the host that his or her playlist is great (even if it isn’t), and I’m totally the guy who might just jump in the pool fully clothed!
“Last night was an average Manning playoff game.”
It’s kind of like winning an Oscar, and by god, this was a de facto lifetime achievement award. Super Bowl 50 was Peyton Manning’s Scent of a Woman.
Manning spent 15 years dragging team after team with a garbage defense deep into the playoffs, to only come away with a single championship. I’d say he earned the chance to have his shambling corpse dragged onto the Super Bowl podium by one of the most terrifying defenses ever assembled.
I love his and the Panthers’ exuberance when they score and win. Watching football should be fun, and watching the players have fun makes it even more fun. But when you brand yourself as “the team that celebrates and rubs it in,” you have to be prepared to eat an extra helping of shit when somebody beats you.
I like how Mikedillon has his “Sent from my iPhone” signature line before the text of his email.
He only played one game.
I know people are saying Louisville is pretty good, and it’s a wide open year this year, but I can’t imagine them imposing this ban if they had a 2013-caliber squad.
I’m 6'1" and there was a time in my much more athletic high school days when I could dunk a very miniature basketball. I am not particularly blessed with hops.
Question: Was there a 2016 Presidential candidate (from either party) who was less likely to have a tattoo than Martin O’Malley?
Having played it, you almost immediately end up having to switch to portrait mode to fit the game — especially if you’re not playing the easiest possible deck.
So the practice squad version of Julian Edelman.
Can we resolve to not respond to anybody down here who has little to no interest or appreciation for hip hop? Ok good. Good talk.
Hey, the federal government is here to tell DC we can’t smoke weed, our tax dollars should go to shady charter schools, and that women can’t go to Planned Parenthood for cancer screenings.
Except Eli watches way more Mickey Mouse Clubhouse.
My first exposure to @WWESubway was somebody retweeting this yesterday. I was sold.
Ah, so that explains him stabbing that guy on the subway. But it still doesn’t explain Belichick’s black eye.
We’ve seen it with Stanford and Cal, UNC and Duke, Michigan and Michigan State ... the list goes on. When you get two neighboring locales like Vancouver and Florida playing each other, it’s gonna get heated.
It looks like Porter was in the Bengals’ huddle, far from the Steelers’ sideline, and Jones got flagged for telling him to back off with a bad word.