I believe Drew addressed this exact question a few years ago, and if memory serves, he depends on the soapy run-off to clean his feet because he’s a fucking monster.

Yeah you got it — the Jesus Christ people are cool.

Sure, “to each their own” I guess. But we still get to judge people who support a candidate calling for ethnic cleansing.

“Slam” is a very strong word for the title of that video. Curry kinda eases the ball over the rim and then manages to hold onto the rim for a couple more seconds. It’s a “dunk” in the most academic sense of the word, but nah, he can’t dunk.

The merits of Chicago are worth debating, but one thing is indisputable ... St. Louis is a garbage city inhabited by garbage people.

Dortmund and a swift booting from the tournament would definitely be enjoyable.

Yeah I can see some matchups not getting the best turnout for a neutral site game, especially early on. It may be worth trying in a few years as the league gains in popularity. But it’s hard to imagine a hypothetical combo of Montreal and Vancouver fans traveling to Orlando or somewhere like that with enough numbers…

The cold weather didn’t ruin that game. It was an incredible game that went to penalties, and it was super exciting.

Mike Carey said it was a facemask, which is unassailable proof that it was a clean tackle.

It’s an extraordinarily minor offense, so I don’t know why you’re getting so defensive about it. It’s actually sort of amusing, akin to Gregg Popovich listing Duncan’s injury as “old.” But I suppose Boston fans are nothing if not irrationally defensive.

It means the Patriots have historically handed in their weekly injury reports with a giant middle finger drawn on them.

It was really classy of the Broncos to honor Gronk by setting New England up with 69 seconds for their game-tying drive.

My parents were members at a country club at a small course in the south that was not fancy by any means.

Cate Blanchett is a goddamn global treasure.

I thought ICU was one of the schools referred to by initials on the second reference only.

You know what they say about le Petit Vélo ... everyone gets a ride.

Nothing embodied Rand Paul’s role in this GOP primary better than this:

“We can wait to get him out there on the practice field and test him out.”

Yeah, there are no 15,000-word comparisons of the Clippers to Game of Thrones characters anywhere! And where’s Deadspin’s bracket of best Red Sox from 1992 to 1995, huh!?!?