I was wondering if a bed pan would suffice?

I love games like this. A crazy combo of genres, but the moment you see it you know it will gel with each other.

Tommy Silva is a construction worker, a contractor, he is more likely walking around with a tape measure already, rather than a tailor’s tape (that will get you laughed off a job site ). It’s also more precise than a string, strings stretch, they don’t fold exactly... both ways this can cause errors.

That’s like your opinion man

Hand Turkeys.

I’m just a fan of “too much information”. Give someone all of the information, and let them make up their own minds, instead of keeping information away from them “for their own good”.

This is cute but kind of sad. I hope the owner spends time with the dog and not just use this as a substitute.

Well I’m pretty sure that for some of those, especially the Ryu one, despite being already pretty pumped up and decently sized, he probably uses makeup to contour his muscles more. I’ve seen that with a few cosplayers that want to highlight a six-pack and their pecs.

No small loan of a million gold to start the game?

He’d be at Gandhi level nukes I fear...

Can we please call him by his real name?

“White vinegar, mineral oil, and elbow grease. Same thing we used in the RFC to clean the engines of our Sopwith Camels."

“Some” real sex sure, but $6,500 buys several years worth of not real sex, anytime you want it. Buy now and receive a lifetime supply of shame for free.

“Half of our clients aren’t even going to be able to find them anyway!”

Haha I’m just kidding hun, I think she reads gawker.

Err... i recommend the movie, not marriage. Should have gotten the doll.

“God damn it, Glenn. You’re holding up the assembly line! Have you seen our clients? Those clits don’t have to be perfect.”

they’d probably just... absorb you and make you into yet another kumamon. in the morning when the station opens nobody notices the addition.

Who the fuck gave Vegeta the facial?