I'm still coming to grips that we both find his daughter attractive.

And then Marine Todd went up to the professor and knocked him unconscious causing the classroom to erupt in cheers and chants of ‘USA! USA! USA!”.

He is a funny guy. He might be too over the top from time to time, but usually it pays off

I honestly enjoy this show and these guys, though they might be a bit rough in Fritz. But they’re genuinely funny and I appreciated them saying “so, can we make fun of you now, is it too soon?” And he’s like “hell yeah, fire away.” It’s the kind of sports radio that isn’t full of assholery and is largely very fun.…

He’s been all over the place, sure, but I still love me some Workaholics. I’m okay with this.

Handle checks out.

In the greys, yeah! But you probably guessed that already.

[Bursts in, breathing heavily]

it’s wild. he has literal hundreds of millions of dollars and will go down as one of the 20 best players of all time, if not higher, and still he’s miserable. Just log off, Kevin! You don’t need to dunk on the teen who called you soft on Instagram! It’s REALLY not that big of a deal!

Sorry, I watched his three again while typing this and all of the blood in my head rushed to my erection, which caused my carelessness.

I like how you think sir, and wish to subscribe to your newsletter (or is that blog, these days?).

The worst penalty that a guy like Kraft can receive is release of that video so if I am the prosecutor and a fan of creative sentencing/vigilante justice, I drop the case today which activates condition (C):

I’m one of those people who corrects my texting typos AND uses proper punctuation while texting. Fight me.

“In and of itself” is the expression. And no.

Careful, that fuckup will replace all of the Presidential fleet with these things.  These are right up his tasteless alley

“looks classy, the classiest. I’ll take 12"

yeah, but I was on a time crunch to get this joke off ASAP. Writing under a deadline to make the first “brian kelly killed a kid” joke is stressful lol 

After consuming the right drugs in the right quantity, any “alternate” history can be real to you.

Except Trump’s bone-spurs obviously held him back from being an “aviator-hero.”