The NBA and MLB are too saturated. If you look at it by ratio, missing one regular-season MLB game is the equivalent to missing the first six minutes of an NFL regular-season game. One NFL game is equivalent to a little over ten MLB games. This is why baseball isn't drawing numbers. I say fuck it, make the baseball…

"How I Would Try to Capture Me"

...It's not unusual to be loved by anyone...

Since when does Conan O'Brien coach in the summer league?

What would happen if the officials in sports were replaced with robots? The robots would be programmed with 360 degree vision so they would never miss a call. Would athletes still bitch about bad calls? Would sports be ruined?

Tom Thibodeau needs to get locked up through 2050. I don't know how they keep doing this. They'll still probably lose this series but games like this blow my mind. You have Nazr Mohammed as a rotational big. You have Marco Belinelli taking the ball up the court. You have two big men with bad feet in Noah and Taj. Your…

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Better inebriants, better amnesia, Papa John's.

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Not relevant.

Hey Drew, cheer up! We still have other wide receivers like... well... um...

Don't salute Nate Robinson for anything. He needs to be punished like the small child he is.

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Don't forget to always carry your grape whistle with you.

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His brother on the other hand loves Te'o's ability to find the asshole.

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Kwame Brown has the same problem.

"Digital Penetration"