Ha!

+57.1

Your imagery is inspiring.

What would happen if Te'o decided that the love he felt while talking to Ronaiah was real. They'll both go on Maury an express their love for one another—ending the episode with a long sloppy kiss. Like what would happen? Would Te'o's draft stock drop? Would Notre Dame spontaneously explode?

Yes, I was referring to Te'o. I was still in the shocked phase and evidently it affected my writing. I love when Deadspin exposes this kinda shit. Too many sports news networks don't have the balls to break this kind of story. I love whenever I hear, "this story was originally broken by the website Deadspin" on ESPN.…

This is why deadspin exists. For stories like this. My biggest question is just.. Why? Do you honestly need to do this? Just.. what the fuck man?

The problem with these sports minutes is that they do like 15 of them a day. I'm sure the first couple days of this were good but after a while the hosts are just talking out of their ass. They should do like 1 or 2 a day.

Yes +3

There is no reason he should be apologizing. She's a fucking super model. What is he supposed to say? "And here in the stands is Dee Dee Bonner, AJ McCarron's mother. Next to her is some ugly ass bitch named Katherine Webb." No. She's a super model. If there is ANYTHING a super model wants to be told in this world,…

It's not unusual to be loved by any+1

Ray Lewis is the best MLB to play the game. I don't care if he runs around with his wang out at the end of the game, he deserves it.

The Rockets should have thought ahead and structured his contract in a way that accommodates his mental health issues. The NBA should consider creating a new contract exemption that pays half the league minimum to a player who will only play home games. I doubt the exemption would have to be used again since it's a…

It took me a second but +1

Chan Gailey looks like he's trying to get his underwear out of his crack. Subtle yet effective.

Looks like Mike McCarthy has played some bags in his day. Great follow through.

Glorious

If I didn't know better, I would've thought this was the beginning of a porno. Gold-Digger Sluts 7.

Boston is better off without Allen. His points per game have been steadily going down since '07. At 36 you're only going to get a couple more years out of him and his production will continue to go down. Yes, he's a great player.. but that shouldn't mean you keep playing him 34 minutes a game until his legs fall off.…

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Clever!