But wait there's more! Keep complaining and we'll throw in a signed Stewart Scott glass eyeball!

You could say the same thing about the Raiders players if they played flag football.

I didn't think this video was real until JaVale McGee missed a driving runner in the lane. It was strangely comforting.

Haha!

"Lower Extremity Review"

That's nothing. Rasheed Wallace just got ejected by Joey Crawford and he's not even in the league anymore.

JaVale McGee - DNP - Knucklehead

So by the same logic, Jeremy Lin is a poor man's Yao Ming.

How is this guy important enough that a middle school invited him to make an appearence? He threw more dodgeballs in this video than he had receptions last season.

He meant it as an affectionate term.

If Al Davis was still alive this guy would be a Raider in a heartbeat.

"though jumping was something I was never quite able to figure out."

Notice the advertisment in the background at 0:50. They know their target audience.

"Every platform that ESPN has, I'll be a part of."

It's good to see Stephon Marbury putting on a show for all the young fans in the crowd who make his shoes.

If people are dumb as their haircuts, then J.R. Smith is Sloth from the Goonies.

Dear Asians,

Somewhere out there, Bret favre just threw his remote at the tv.... And it was intercepted.

Ron Artest once beat the shit out of a fan, just to do hood rat stuff with his friends.

If Griffin dunked on Lebron, everyone in the city of Cleveland would have a simultaneous orgasm.