Is it sad that I'm super excited about finally being able to make curved and diagonal streets?

I did the same thing when my cat was hit by a car and died instantly. I didn't want my son to see him like that and we don't have a yard. I can't imagine that it violates health codes though: If so it would be illegal to throw away a turkey carcass in the trash after it has sat in the fridge for a week.

I wonder if some of this statistic might have to do with how we count "times a day." For some people, one orgasm=one time. For others, one masturbation session (whether it is to completion or not)=one time. If a woman has multiple orgasms, a 15 minute session could equal 10-15 "times."

Earth.

That leads to the question: Is he still Teddy Roosevelt without the moustache? I say nay!

I picture Ranger Joe as an anthropomorphous tree with a little angry tear rolling down his barky face.

Don't spread that around! This is why all the geeks at the cons that I attend are either married or engaged. When I was a teenager the geek field was broad and I was at the apex of the geek-girl pyramid. Now everyone knows that intelligence is hotter than looks, and I've been edged out by circumstance (and having been…

I've done that, although it's more often that I realize that I'm dreaming when Grandma and Grandma show up to take me out to dinner. But we still have a great time.

"most of our clients dont hire black girls, sorry"

I don't just look like people in general, I apparently have a doppelganger who lives in my area. She is either a masseuse who sometimes works at Whole Foods or a Taco Bell employee, she doesn't like a particular dish at a nearby Chinese restaurant with pork, and she smokes. I did consider for a while that I might have…

That was really her singing? I wondered when I saw that because, damn. That was awesome.

I wouldn't beat yourself up about this. Had she had orgasms with other partners? Could she give herself an orgasm? Was she instructive about what would feel better for her? Sex with another person is cooperative, and not just one person's responsibility.

I really thought your picture would be more abstract than that. For some reason I didn't expect the actual feces.

I've already got two cats. They hate it when I try to slip them tongue.

The internet sucks at kissing and snuggling though.

"We love chikin and teaching our kid to hate!"

Right now I want to jab Jeremy Irons in the taint. If he doesn't like it, he can just tell me to fuck off, right?

If there is something not bitter and misogynistic on that site, I lack the patience to track it down.

I'm stunned and aghast! I was so looking forward to having sex with a douche nozzle. Or an asshat, I don't discriminate!

It's up another $4000 in the past hour!