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Aw, Kim Kardazzian looks so pretty in her #throwbackthursday picture! And that's pretty hard to do at 13 years old...(in my mind's eye, I'm recalling the awkward mess that was my 13-year-old self—complete with Manic Panic-ed purple hair, safety pins worn as earrings, and something insanely gross like day-old egg salad…

The appropriate use of the phrase "Your're welcome" is when you've provided a valuable service or useful information. It's just that you've used that phrase in response to both Urban Whim, and myself, but you didn't really add any new information, made a statement claiming there to be a society that values virginity…

How about if you complement me and I respond in 80s lyrics? Say you compliment my hair and I respond with: (To the tune of The Smith's "How Soon is Now") You shut your mouth, how can you say my hair looks cute today? It is humid and it needs to be brushed

You hand out immediate harsh judgements on sexual proclivities? You must be great to have experimental sex with!

I suppose bringing that up with your girlfriend is pretty effective too.

I personally enjoyed "I gots no keys woman!". I would probably pay a dollar for that one.

Her comment about her step mom is my favorite!!! That is some serious shade to drop mere minutes after murdering your dad and step mom OR finding them murdered.

Very interesting! Remind me never to will anything to you!

Someone give the make up department ALL THE EMMYS! They got Ricci to look just like Borden!

YES! SO MUCH YES!

I used to work at a Catholic school, so I (COMPLETELY JOKINGLY) told my kids that before a dance. One really quiet, semi-nerdy boy got this look of pure glee on his face, then erupted with: "TOO BAD THE HOLY SPIRIT ISN'T CORPORAL AND TAKES UP NO SPACE!!!!!"

I acknowledge no other Iggy but Pop. Move along, child.

It's so disrespectful to their cabin crew (particularly female cabin crew, and also women in general) that they're dressing up as them for a laugh. This bet happened ages ago and I thought someone had quietly decided it was a stupid idea, but apparently they just needed the perfect moment to be jerks.

But being a woman is a punchline, right? Because being female is about as low, ridiculous and debased as a person can get, riiiiight?

I can't be the only one...that show was on for TWO YEARS?!

KinjaSucksHard, the honest assessment of the commenting system! Thanks for the internets.