I am only sworn to carry your burdens. I don’t have to make it easy for you to get more stuff. If I don’t get out of your way, you can’t pick up more burdensome shit to carry.

It doesn’t matter the specifics of the involvement (making, using, collecting) if there is a grown man involved with swords, that grown man has a ponytail.

Soccer moms. Why did it have to be soccer moms?

He was pretty convincing in The Wire.

here let me remind you of something wonderful in these trying times:

Thanoscopter AND Deadpool... or I’m out.

Thanos-copter or I’m out.

I hoping there’s at least one flashback scene. One I’d particularly like to see...

Or he’s a creep preying on a student, and his behavior was entirely unprofessional and would get most people fired from a normal business.

Arrival deserved to win Oscars.

Chain pizza = shit pizza

I understand this sentiment if you have the ears for it. I do not...I find my mildly expensive bluetooth headphones produce great sounds to my untrained ears. From what I understand, BT has come a long way and sounds much better than it’s early incarnations. Is wireless sound reproduction really that far off from a…

I listen to my phone 9 hours a day while I’m at work. I’m definitely charging it at the same time.

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

Nothing beats Wireshark and firewall rules on the router. I bought a wifi camera and was appalled at the number of packets hitting an IP in China. Put a stop to that right off the bat. As a matter of fact, I now only allow the camera to send SMTP so that it can still give me email alerts, but it is not permitted to…

She chews nails like Spicer chews gum.

Durr what is this fake news why is there so much Trump in Gizmodo you snowflakes need to get used to it he’s president now you guys never posted this much about Obama her emails are still worse than everything I love Russia.

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

Correct. The Imperial march is plainly heavily influenced by the “Mars” segment of Holst’s “The Planets”...but influence is very different from directly copying.

Stealing music or art from living people and claiming credit is copyright infringement and theft. Williams was influenced by classical composers, but he didn’t steal someone’s music and take credit. He didn’t steal money from another composer. You presented a false equivalence.