He was a boy
She was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious

I’m so, so sorry. A friend went through it and also said never to that again, that if it were ever something she did again, it would be surgical procedure.

Username checks out.

Ohmygod. Slow your roll, moonbeam.

Hei! I’m laughing, is it about the nakedness? I spent about a year in Tampere, and never got used to group sauna nudity! Americans are crazy yes, and not down for casual group naked time.

SHE WROTE A BOOK! eek.

I haven’t found it. They all make me cry. (Not because they’re mean! Because I get so depressed about their futures and get panic attacks.)

Shut up Donnie

You’ll love him more every day, and the love is what he needs. Congratulations!

That’s on my 6 y o daughter’s bath time playlist ;)

Hell, I’m pretty sure mine would sacrifice me to the fire gods to have a nice brunch, so yours sounds like a winner to me! ;)

I was terrified and reluctant to have a baby for this reason. My husband and I did have our daughter and I feel guilty every minute of every day. I wish there was a support group or something because it’s something you can’t even discuss without being judged and accused of not loving your child. While pregnant, I had…

I’m so glad about Lizzy Caplan, she was so amazing on Party Down

That would be so very

I was given a Norwegian troll doll, an authentic carved wooden troll, ugly and evil looking, with like, goat hair. I was terrified of out and did the same things you describe, but exactly. Hid under blankets. Snuck downstairs to give it offerings.I’d managed to get my parents to let the troll be in the living room at…

I thinkest thou dost protest too much about what coke makes you write.

The book was actually a pretty good psychological thriller, i don’t really get why you’re doing on it so hard. It’s actually a bit of a nom de clef, there’s a Ree Drummond character, etc. It’s a good read if you liked Girl on a Train more than Gone Girl

 that. makes me want to cry

 The daily fail HATES women, have you seen their FeMail page????

Ok, that’s disturbing, and horribly likely! Hope Amber is ready for that crazy lawsuit...