This one:

Those pictures bear a startling resemblance to Titus Young's CAT scan

That screen cap is the most terrifying thing I've seen in a long time.

Zombo.com

Nobody understands you, do they? I mean, line, nobody GETS you. You're too real. You're just too REAL for this basic basic world. #machiavelli #fringe #everythingsucks

Concussions are scary, man.

Or if you live in metro Detroit, you've been seeing 2014 Corvettes in driveways for awhile now.

That's how some people live life, yes.

You frighten me.

All good choices. This just came to me: Twister's super-organized, murdered-out motorcade of the EVIL TORNADO CHASERS lead by Cary Elwes, who himself rides in a souped-up 8th-gen (73-91) Suburban:

That I know the precise ways to get people to click on a video.

Or the 60" Vizio for $41.51 more! After that you start going up real fast ($441.51 more for the 65"...)

"Pardon me stewardess, I speak Jive."

When you program the steak for well done, the machine spits the boiling juice in your face to teach you a lesson.

Give it up...that's a $40,000 Hollywood/Indiewood camera...if you think a $1,000 photobooth company is going to deliver anything at all that looks like that you're dreaming....

Huh, I actually rather like the Maryland uniforms haha

I used to believe this - that was before Craigslist. Now, let's analyze - you have a car that you might part out for $2,000. It's worth maybe $200 from the local scrapper. Let's say it's a popular car (like an E36), so there is a market for parts (cue the cricket sound from posting suspension parts for a 50 Buick)…

Anything other than Spirit is the wrong answer. Tickets are somewhat cheaper than AA but only do it as a last resort.

You can see why Jhonny Peralta would fail a test for elevated testosterone. His Hs and Os are always getting reversed.