Melport
Melport
Melport

I have the same experience. Whenever I've owned a jacket or coat, I've had to take it to a tailor and have the shoulder padding removed, otherwise my broad shoulders just look kind of odd. Also, find that many tops and shirts that fit me in all other ways are too narrow in the shoulder, and the seam ends about two

That one made my jaw clench, and I had to remind myself to stop squinting really hard.

Agreed, he's in for a life of hell. Bridezillas just become Wifezillas and Motherzillas after the wedding. He'd be wise to get out while he can.

I read the email earlier before I'd seen her photo. Now I can see it clearly. Shallowness, meanness, and entitlement always combine into such a charming combination. Especially when they manifest in the eyes.

Yep, thank you for that one.

Actually the homeless got covered, "futurehobo"...

Yeah.

Byron was a cool, dark artist type. He left a lot of broken hearts (and one or two pregnant women) behind him. He was invested in his creativity and in his friendships with Percy Shelley, Mary Shelley, etc., but he wasn't what I would refer to as a "responsible parent". The times, maybe, but he was an aristocratic bon

My husband is Argentinian, and over the New Year we went there (and spent a week in Uruguay). I started studying Spanish in July of last year, and used a combo of Spanishdict.com, dictionaries, grammar/vocabulary books, and podcasts. What helped me the most (and still does) is podcasts. There are a ton out there that

I just checked it out briefly, and immediately the prominent Axe deodorant ads, and the words "hot", "cougar", and heavy coverage of Tiger Woods pretty much sums it up. I couldn't bring myself to check out the dating advice. As the mother of a 19 year old son, I would be so disappointed if I though he was going to

Thanks for the recommendation! I just started checking it out, and it's got lots of good nutrition ideas, plus the tone is amusingly bad ass, considering the recipes for lettuce wraps and lavender lemonade...enjoying it.

Kind of makes me want to quit my job and become a "Placenta Guru". WTF not?

Check out the website I accessed the other day on Jezebel, with regard to the whole "breast milk pendant" controversy. You'll find a minor character from the Blair Witch Project, smiling beatifically over a "placenta print"...also, lots of advice about how to both consume and paint your precious placenta ( FYI, don't

OK, I know it's done and I'm late to the party, but I just looked at the woman in the photo, and doesn't it look like one of those pizza ads on tv, "look how yummy this pizza is, and I just pulled it out of the freezer!"

Glad I caught you in time.

I'll hand you that the person who made the "placenta teddy bear" may be an artist, and hopefully he's off doing some non-placenta art as we speak. I'm not an artist, so I'm having a hard time figuring what the inspiration was for this "piece". I just see "Buffalo Bill". For that reason, aside from some others (a sort

My favourite DIY/Food Safety tip..."No, you shouldn't consume a placenta once it's been painted. You can lie cling film over the placenta to ensure the paint does not effect it and then print over top but it's tricky."

Exactly. It's hanging out in the toy chest in one of the rooms of his memory palace...along with the placenta baby prints.

Mammary Memories?

Yikes, thanks for reminding me. That thing's still hanging out in my subconscious, and it like to sneak into the occasional bad dream.