Melissamachete
Melissamachete
Melissamachete

don’t leave out the best line...!

The flak jacket this douche is wearing says it all....

He looked taken aback by the fact that Peña Nieto was speaking Spanish. His eyes got wider when there was a woman translating for him. It would not surprise me if Nieto can speak English and did this as a dig. It would please me.

These pills can be manufactured and laced with other substances, like Fentanyl. He is saying he has garbage pills laced with whatever not actual pharmaceutical grade substances.

This Johnson guy might want to consider finding a new residence, asap, and, occasionally ducking for no reason.

I just saw this story posted on another site and that was my first reaction.....so we’ve gotten to the point where any level of fame and notoriety is so precious that you actually speak to a tabloid....name and picture included.....and tell them you did something illegal and almost killed a person?

“They’re fun, but in the wrong hands... they can be harmful.”

I hate to hurt anybody. I’m not trying to hurt my friend

So why the fuck is this guy talking to TMZ and not in jail now? He literally admitted to giving her the drugs that caused her overdose, and “I’m not trying to hurt my friend” is a shitty excuse for giving someone opiods with a history of abusing them and makes you a shitty “friend”.

Ivanka has a lot of nerve supporting the empowerment of women on the anniversary of (non-black) women’s right to vote when she favors a party that wants to limit the control women have over their bodies, a party that has no interest in increasing the minimum wage, a party that is anti-welfare, a party that doesn’t

Your prison rape fantasies aren't helping.

also, he should be charged with perpatrating a hate crime.  Or even terrorism. 

Why in God’s name was this wretched execrence given any kind of bond at all?? HE SHOT MULTIPLE WOMEN AND DID SO WHILE OUT ON BOND FOR SHOOTING SOMEONE.

Trump prefers people who didn’t die from brain cancer.

He posted a photo of himself and didn’t acknowledge the accomplishments or contributions of McCain at all.

McCain memorial photo aside, does Trump (or his social media staff) really think bragging about a 50% approval rating is a good look? Also, can someone please photoshop the words behind him in that photo to say, “Bromides made! Pussies grabbed!"

George W. Bush and Barack Obama will, and both have been asked to give eulogies

I wanna know what the rest of Saudi Doody’s rap sheet looks like, because I gotta know what the first 28 years look like before you become this fucked up.

Wait. If a woman's only job is to give birth to baby boys, then how would the world repopulate itself after the regular handmaids die off? Guy needs to learn sex ed. 

You just never know who’s a Saudi Wahabbist nowadays. Oh, wait - even THEY got over the women driving thing.