I wouldn't lend my 918 to anyone... Not even my own mother nor Sébastien Loeb.

this guy seems to have the right idea about this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Does the leaking, rotting raw chicken filled , abandoned at a truck stop, smelly trailer counts?

That would be a $20/10 minutes fix.

HOLY BATMAN! SOMEONE IN AMERICA JUST GET ME ONE!

But it was broken down on the side of the road.

Easiest. Directions. Ever.
"See the giant fucking plane? Yeah... Right there."

Is that yours? If so, I looooooove it. God, those cars are beautiful (ragged looking or not).

Exactly. Two years ago at a local C&C, I saw a woman get out of a 1st gen VW van looking for something in her handbag.
To look better, she just placed it on the roof of the pristine '70s Ford Cortina parked next to the van and started rummaging through that fucking fully studded bag (similar to the one pictured)…

(Thanks all the commenters and people who posted this stupid, stupid ad!)

That was an hilarious thread. Glad it made the front page.

This... This... This is perfect.

This must so dodgy to drive...

I love this. This is what Jalopnik is all about.
And

Oh nice. Should have gotten a muscle car in exchange!
I'd import a '65 Impala or a '67 GTO.

In Texas?! Why?!

I do visit often, I hang on the front page everyday! I just don't visit Oppo' anymore.
And I like your taste in cars.

I should get a motorcycle license...

Hey Duurtlang! Long time!
What do you currently drive? Did you get that e30 wagon?!