Because it’s Sunday and the regular writers who will never stop fighting the good fight need to stop for a couple days because posting gifs they found on Reddit and writing 50 words is fucking hard work

Pats fan here and yes I know they’re assholes and yes they do know they’re assholes.

Christ it’s almost as if half these people showed up to vote trump wouldn’t be president but hey y’all marched so you’re totally “wake baes”

That’s one thing I don’t get.

“And Jesus made enough loads of bread to feed everyone”

I’m a religious person but I also voted for Hillary so I suppose that makes me an enemy

I’m very much anti-life but keep in mind I’m a very miserable person who has failed at suicide multiple times.

The odds on at least one of these girls already having had an abortion? Is 1/1 a solid bet?

Pre-birth means it doesn’t matter.

Apparently you arnt aware of the massive go fund me page set up by her parents to get little Betty Moran a brain transplant.

You don’t get to make a joke about someone’s intelligence when you spell would as “whould”.

It actually was about states rights though.

So Pete Carroll ignores NCAA rules numerous times, Pete Carroll ignores NFL rules numerous times, and yet the best the deadspin commentators can come up with is “lolcheatriots!1'qnqq111!1!”

You mean like how tom Brady spent the last 7 years on the injury report as probable with a right shoulder injury?

(Woman gets hit on head by prop not set up correctly, she gets embarassed online and may have a concussion)

You piss out acid the next day even if you take a lot

How is any of that wrong? They have a self inflicted log jam at the 5, Ben Simmons can’t shoot for shit, are they really planning on contending for a title with a solid big man, a small forward who couldn’t shoot water off a boat, and umm....?

So basically he would be a perfect knick

Joel embiid is one bad landing from a career ending injury, okafor can’t play in the modern NBA, Noel has zero offensive game and would be lucky to average 10 points a game once in his career, Ben Simmons is a small forward who can’t hit a shot outside of 10 feet from the basket and has a broken foot. Let me know how…

Competitive? They literally win one out of every three games