I found this recipe in a comment section somewhere and it’s become a go-to for me. They didn’t use measurements and by god neither will I!

Solid plan!

This is not normal or OK. I feel genuinely worried for you. Seek help.

Yeah. It’s a large broken bottle of vodka. Presumably purchased form duty free?

Their version of “Married at First Sight” is exponentially better than America’s

Those Chris Lilley shows are so fucking bad. Beyond offensive they’re all just overlong and boring.

Agreed. But you think feature films take two weeks to edit?

I was referring to your claim of “the rioting looting mob that’s made thousands of people homeless or jobless in the middle of a pandemic” 

Ah ha, there we go. You’re one of those people.

Crazy how you go from completely making up statistics about the protests to worshiping Obama. Don’t give yourself whiplash.

Very on-brand comment, ‘yourenotsmart1'

PSA: ActBlue already takes a 3% cut. They’re owned by the same HRC-alums that bungled the Iowa voting app. They don’t need your “tips” - the fact that both of these people gave a full THOUSAND DOLLARS EACH to them when that money could be bailing people out right now makes me sick.

He was in office for 8 years and did nothing to even try to stop the policing problem in this country. He sold out Ferguson protestors, he sold out OWS, he sold out Dakota Pipeline protesters. His backroom dealing hamstrung the most progressive candidate for president and left us with “shoot unarmed people in the leg”…

I’m dumb! Apologies

Says one of the most prolific commenters on this site?

Trust me, I know.

As I scroll through my feed these are being posted by all the usual suspects. The “Yass Queeners” who couldn’t get enough of Pelosi clapping, the dumb fucks that reposted Obama’s message, the “if Hillary was elected we’d be at brunch right now’ crowd, the people who largely do nothing political 360 days of the year…

Why is it that the current crop of young famous people are almost exclusively the children of older famous people?

While you’re at Safeway, try the Open Nature cauliflower crust pizza. I’m almost hesitant to suggest it lest the word get out and people start buying them up in bulk. But they’re the best oven pizza I’ve ever had, cauliflower or not. And a full pizza is like 680 calories!

But... but... Cuomo is Bae? This can’t be true.