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By Grabthar’s hammer, by the suns of Worvan, you shall be avenged.

You do you, Khaleesi.

Dear lord—- she’s John McClane.

Was thinking I was going to go as Rey next Halloween, but maybe I’ll go as this badass woman instead.

Miracle Whip

I love that people have been turning that first picture into works of art:

But were they this drunk?

Die Hard is THE best Christmas movie. Ever.

7 people sit on top of the table.

The only acceptable kind of yellow face.

YES. It’s like someone transplanted an antique teddy bear onto his head.

Regardless of the rest of the whole thing, Jackie’s father was awesome.

Upset Nome court:

By the end of 1967, she boasted hits like “Here You Come Again,” “9 to 5,” and “Islands In The Stream.”

Ours is just our infant son sitting on a blanket draped couch holding a Christmas tree.

This is possibly the most humorless thing I’ve read in a while. “#Adulting” is obviously a joke, meant to be taken as such. Most of the time I see it, it’s used by the person saying it to skewer themselves for being childish or lazy, not to garner praise.