I was 13.

Interesting that this Michael Vick takes away from those he’s duped, whereas the other Michael Vick is known to leave people with something.

I wanna see that asshole Nyquist in the Derby.

Buying beer the first time I went to Philly was a goddamned ordeal.

Candler Felts is not to be mistaken for Chandler Delts, my Tumblr dedicated to Matthew Perry’s shoulder.

Just a helpful reminder -

Frankly, this is refreshing when you consider that the normal course of action for a superior in dealing with the misdeeds of friars is to simply cover them up.

CALEB JOSEPH: Ball one!

The 30-inch Zyla

NBA: Pro-business, anti-Bizness.

“Peter, crouch.”

BREAKING: Stapp infection outbreak in Washington locker room.

Oh, goddamn, this is so embarrassing.

“Snake in the bag” is also an apt descriptor for most of Jake Roberts’s adult life.

This happened because he took his manager’s advice.

But there’s like these cameras that can see full spectrum, and colors that human eyes can’t pick up.

Wow, it’s bad enough that Mexico causes herpes.

We all know Andy Kaufman might still be alive, but Sam Kinison, too?

“I took him to Skyline Chili of all places and he didn't say a word. So long story short, Peter King will literally eat shit if you make him."