This is all very interesting, but was it supposed to be a surprise to anyone who’s not colorblind?

Only until one of them wins a shelf full of Oscars. Only then will they leave us in peace.

When I was eight years old, I knew that what Spock did was a well reasoned calculated risk, and that under the circumstances it was the only logical course of action.

When I looked at these, I started out looking for answers to the question “what are the beauty standards of various countries,” but by the end I was looking more at which countries have the Photoshop talent.

A Wachowski/Stracynski production.

She’s actually morbidly obese, with lopsided features and bad skin. She just makes everyone think she looks like that.

I think it’s just that because writers are underpaid, they are corespodingly undervalued. They can write the best screenplay ever, and what’s the response? “What do you know? I mean, look at the car you drive.”

I see a future America where everyone but the aristocracy is designated as mentally ill, and as a criminal.

American superheroes have run their course, and are skidding off into the underbrush past the end of the track out of sheer cultural inertia. The only thing DC and Marvel superhero titles are good for anymore is mining the last sixty years of back issues for movie scipts.

Even in the good old days, California was much too dry for lawns to be anything but grossly irresponsible.

True, but these are not unrelated.

Every time the head of my penis is chafed by clothing, I wish I had a foreskin.

It's not even that bad an idea for a show, it's just got "Gene Roddenberry at his worst" written all over it.

Wait, I'm supposed to pick one of these to identify with?

Did Robby have any on board weapons? Because Robot B9 shoots lightning from its clawtips.

Everyone is oohing and aahing the planets, but we've seen those before.

I think the real lesson here isn't about "studios" or "directors." It's about a collaborative medium. Success ruins people in movies at an appalling rate, because as soon as a film maker gets important enough to do everything their way, they tend to do so, and all their collaborators, with their superior command of…

It feels like something you'd find early in act one, something that's just there to make sure you have some vague misgivings about EvilCorp from the start.

Um... on that last one:

They're in good company with the hate filled Christians, the history denying Jews for injustice, the tribal Muslims...