*maron voice* WHO’RE YER GUYS?

Bring back bullying

this record is fucking awful

Marchman would probably have some dogshit answer about a box of organic multigrain mac and cheese from Whole Foods that costs $8 a box

This looks awful

The Hellbent wine moms are freaking out. This is bigger than Taylor.

You have brain worms

True legend

Nick Mullen go on Chapo Trap House

They were all 1000% underpaid escorts

Trash girls in backwards hats are always good on top

Stick to sports

Your diaper is full

Geohell

Maybe Eve Peyser shouldn’t use an anti-Semitic slur in her terrible stand up comedy?

Hi Peter Daou

Marchman, why do you continue to lie about your trashcans being stolen?

I’m going to keep asking Marchman why he insists on continuing to lie about having his trash cans stolen until he replies. The people are demanding transparency, Tim.

Why does Marchman continue to skirt questions about the stolen trashcans that in fact never existed?

It was real shitty the way he deadnamed Trump