Mateo2099
Mateo2099
Mateo2099

A young Yoda film should be titled “Yoda Young”

Her name is Yadel sir, and she left her porno background in the past far before she ever served on the Jedi Council!

The best Marvel villians are on Netflix.

#ThanksTrump

This is a step in the right direction but my Superman wears his undies on the outside of us his costume.

Really not a fan of evil Cap. I loathe the day when some of the current stuff infects the movie universe.

I hope Ezra becomes the mysterious new villain being played by Benecio Del Toro.

I felt like I watched an entire season of the Walking Dead in one sitting. I wondered if I should have taken my 9 year old but he handled it better than me.

Jesus...can we make this guy an Exec at AMC? This is brilliant!

Agreed

I read it as a poem or a Norm MacDonald Tweet series.

Thank God for white folks telling us brown folks when we should feel offended. The spirit of Gawker is alive and well!

I inadvertently started as an entertainer and became an intergalactic hair dresser (image designer). It was fun because that class had the best players and I ended up being one of the wealthiest hair dressers on my server lol.

Well...dying is one of his superpowers. He’s basically the Kenny McCormick of the DC Universe.

Larry David Yoda is best Yoda

You can get a brand new purple Joker suit in the hood for about 35 bucks.

“Maybe my underwear wasn’t all from Target” may be one of the best lines I have encountered in life.

What’s the point of having Mickey Mouse own every single creative property in existence? If Daredevil can’t pop into an Avengers movie aided by Mr. Incredible, Luke Skywalker, Kermit the Frog, and Eek the Cat - then I don’t want to live on this planet anymore!

Who knew the first death-bot would look less like Arnold and more like Johnny Five?

I’m in my mid thirties already, it’s the year 2016, and I still don’t have my own Rosie the Robot. Saturday morning cartoons were a lie!