The worst part of Nuclear Fallout...

Four words I thought I’d never say: Aunt May is Hot!

Don’t give them ideas. That’s all we need is a montage of Battfleck shopping at Sephora.

This is why we can’t have nice things. Seriously though, this is how we end up with entire scenes showing why Batman buys his masks in bulk to avoid suspicion about the original buyer.

Jurassic Omelette

Thanks Obama!

Starting to? I came here for the mere entertainment value of watching self-loathing, but well meaning bleeding hearts lose their marbles over the current sad state of the world - a world where every damned thing is political and everyone is offended by something. It quickly became sad and depressing.

Let’s not forget this movie takes place around the time of Star Wars Rebels so Luke is the same age as Alladin...er...Ezra so he’s basically a kid. If it is Mara Jade, Luke would have a hankering for older women like his good ole’ pops.

Yes, especially if the film’s fail or even falter below their expectations.

For a moment I thought it was a still from the old live action Japanese Spiderman television show.

C3P0 + R2D2

Sadly, I’m the one interviewing others for grown-up jobs.

Jeeze it was a light-hearted very old recycled dad joke and I was half asleep and on muscle relaxers when I wrote it. And I’m sorry you are a Microsoft developer.

Step 1: Throw your Windows 10 computer out an actual window. Bonus Tip: the higher the window, the faster your Windows 10 computer will run.

Sure thing, HITLER!

Ur a waste...poopie head!

I smell an ABC sitcom brewin’

Star Wars Rebels Yoda looks like a green Larry David.

Do all of us orange aliens look the same to you? Humanist!

I went through all those stages playing Mother 3. Fallout 4, not so much. A not quite the best Fallout game is still heads above most games.