Master_Exploder
Master_Exploder
Master_Exploder

Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its

Man, I love people who self-own through being hilariously inept. You know, pumpkin thieves, thin-skinned vulture capitalist owners of blog sites, those kinds of folks.

What a fucking dirtbag. I hope he gets hit in the nuts with a Buick.

I get hating the Cardinals. I really do.

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

Fuck this shit.

As the resident Cardinals fan at this Chicago office, I made bacon and pancakes for everyone this morning on the office griddle. I figured after the Cardinals spent all weekend fucking the Cubs, I should at least cook them breakfast.

I hate the fucking Cardinals, trying to win a division they aren’t even in. 

As someone who works in PR, and who oversees ad buys on social media and web platforms, I literally let out a laugh when you mentioned the word “pageviews.” No one who does this job pays a lot of attention to pageviews as a stand-alone metric any longer. That hasn’t been our model for years.

I’m hoping Jack Dorsey had some rare poisonous slug induced hallucination on one of his rich guy meditation trips that convinced him to just delete the website.

poke it with a stick

Strangely enough, they both technically did, just stay with me here. The Seals were a Second Six team, but they actually moved to Cleveland and became the Barons in 1976. Two years after that, the Barons merged with the Minnesota North Stars (the Barons being the last Big 4 team to cease operations), though they kept

Your book will be an all time worst seller. 

Bruins, especially Chara, definItely committed the most non-called penalties in fucking NHL playoff history. Sit the fuck down or go cry somewhere else.

Sadly, I can top this…

The extended version has a shot of Jaime’s and Cersei’s heads sticking out of the rubble with their eyes crossed and tongues sticking out.

Sounds like they sell dragon fire and dragon fire accessories.

Harry Strickland, a name that sounds like the greatest insurance agent in all of the Seven Kingdoms

Were these stories true? Does it matter? For Ichiro as for no other player, certain things felt possible.

I’m not watching that hour and a half video....but I think this guy needs a hug or something. I enjoyed Fallout 3.