I’m gonna cut your name into him.

I’ve always held that black holes are extremely dense objects that have a size. In other words, if you could somehow negate gravity, you could drive up to one, tap it with a hammer, and it would be this really hard sphere. So hard that nothing could crack it.

It was the last time. I actually had an opportunity a couple months ago, but I ended up not doing it. It was with a girl I went to college with many years ago, and she had spent the previous 2 hours crying on my shoulder about her abusive ex-husband.

Ugh. I can’t remember the year of the last time I had sex.

MAYBE THE THING THAT K FINDS IS THE BODY OF RACHEL. Look at the date - 21 might be 2021. She may have died 2 years after the first film for some reason.

We’ll decline to comment on rumor and speculation, but thanks for reaching out.

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If you have to ask...

A pat of butter might be better?

Heather,

Well, I still CAN blame Mercury. But I’d be as delusional as... well, the rest of my life too.

PRECISELY my point! Since I stopped worrying about dating again, I can truly do whatever I want. Fully renovating my townhouse (master bath is next), getting back into scuba, and I still throw dinner parties for my friends. No fights, no adultery or divorces, no baggage. It’s SO liberating.

And I, sir, am happy for YOU and your Darling Wife(TM). Some people can pull it off. Since I am now single, I look back on my 100% failure rate on relationships and really, I don’t care to try again. But I can COOK.

It’s amazing how much money you can save by NOT dating. I haven’t dated in 3 years and I managed to put away $11,000 for new kitchen cabinets (part of a larger renovation project). Had my girlfriend still be living with me, I’d have to spend money on vacations and throwing dinner parties for her friends, taking her…

This is, of course, assuming one plans to “retire” well before their death. Less and less people will ever have that luxury. I will be working until I drop dead, most likely.

FTA: “Bristol Motor Speedway in Tennessee during the 2012 Irwin Tools Night Race, when agents for the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives rented a 16-person suite at the speedway for $21,000. The Nascar event had no obvious connection to law enforcement operations.”

So does that mean all the Pluto data has been transmitted?

The only ancient texts I know of come from my grandmother’s Nokia.

My career was destroyed by a legal event that happened a few years ago (I was accused of something I didn’t do, but Google is forever). I cannot afford to support a child, and am too old to keep up with one if I did.